It is important for you to realize just how crucial choosing a name for your pussy can be. It sets the whole tone for the animal's existence. Picking the incorrect name can be a devastating and permanently traumatic experience for pussy. Imagine a 29-pound tom with the name "Llewelyn." Or a fluffy, white Angora called "Scarface."

Don't rush into a name choice. Study your pussy's personality; watch it at play; judge its habits. Then select something that really fits.

To help with this sometimes difficult task, we have compiled a list of names for cute, cuddly pussies, and a list of names for aggressive, independent pussies.

CUTE, CUDDLY PUSSY NAMES

Muffy
Boots
Mr. Whiskers
Sunshine
Freckles
Snowball
Molly
Pumpkin
Chester
Silly
Heather

AGGRESSIVE, INDEPENDENT PUSSY NAMES

Hairball
Edward Wellington Mouseripper
Ghengis Cat
Alexander the Hairy
Fatty Mousebuckle
Katmandu
Slink
Black Jack
Miss Kitty
Nervous Norman
Lightnin'

If none of these names seems to fit, try selecting any name from Column A and combining it with any name from Column B.

Column A

Willy
Daisy
Mirabel
Fluffy
Peanut
Bibs
Taffy
Clover

Column B

Hot Pants
Winston Church Cat
Nymph
Tom Cat
Delight
Galore
Ballou
Lover