In kennels, all they have are small places. There is no room to curl up in a tight ball in the middle of a large bed. There is only room to curl up in a tight ball in the middle of a small cage. There is not a pussy alive who doesn't know this. There is not a pussy alive who will go to a kennel without a fight unless you know how to trick it.

HOW TO TRICK IT

Be nonchalant-Be nonchalant. Whistle a carefree tune, walk casually past your pussy and bend down to scratch it behind the ear. When your pussy is relaxed, ram it into a shoe box, wrap the box with heavy twine, and speed off to the kennel. Don't worry about putting air holes in the box. Pussy will make
its own.

Be honest-Sit down for a person-to-pussy talk. Make the assumption that your pussy can be reasonable if you are reasonable. Tell pussy where you are going to take it. By the time you get your pussy out from inside the sofa, you will realize that honesty never solved anything.

Be underhanded-Tell your pussy you are going to make it feel good. Tell it you are going to take it to a place where they specialize in making pussies feel good. Tell it you think it should loosen up before it goes to this place, and give it a glass of straight Scotch laced with Pussy-Go-Nap. When your pussy wakes up, you will be in Barbados.

Be mean-Hire two men to get your pussy to the kennel, no matter what. No questions asked. Tell your pussy you have hired two men to take it to the kennel, no matter what. No questions asked. It will help if these men have colorful names, like Muscular Vito and Not-Known-For-His-Compassion Nick. Your pussy will run for its life, followed by these two men. Who knows. There may be a television series here.