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took a poll once to find out what people hate the most. And do you know
what finished right behind taxes and the metric system? Flabby pussies.
Yes, all of us agree there is nothing much more useless than a flabby pussy. Pussies ought to be sleek and firm and taut and sinuous. They ought to be. Sometimes they are not. You can fix that, though, by exercising your pussy. Here are a few regimens. |
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A FEW REGIMENS Running your pussy ragged-You may not want to run yourself ragged while you are running your pussy ragged. Running may disagree with you. Tie your pussy to the crosstown bus. That ought to get the lob done. Limbering up your pussy-Before you exercise your pussy, you will probably want to limber it up. Don't. There is nothing more difficult to catch than a limber pussy.
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Stretching your pussy-Stretch your pussy instead of limbering it up. You can do it by hand or by utilizing a mechanical device. Whatever seems to work best. A stretched pussy is a loose pussy. A loose pussy is a relaxed pussy. A relaxed pussy is a healthy pussy. Except when it is flabby. |
| Making your pussy muscular‹You can make your pussy muscular if you want by making it do sit-ups, push-ups, jumping jacks, deep knee bends, toe raises, and running in place, to say nothing of pumping Friskies. But you might be interested to know that they took a poll once to find out what people hate the most. And do you know what finished right behind the getting old and chewing aluminium? Muscular pussies. |  |